Smarmy guy (to girl leaving party, blocking her way): Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute! Surely you can’t be leaving so soon. We haven’t even been introduced!

Girl: Yes, we have. Your name is Jacob.

Smarmy guy: …Oh.

Dannebrogsgade, Copenhagen

Overheard by



October 29, 2006. Overheard.


  1. silke replied:

    I have another one:
    Guy (slowly approaching from behind): “May I ask you something stupid?” (Darf ich Dich mal blöd ansprechen?)
    Girl (watching the dance floor): “Sure, you may ask me something, but please nothing silly” (Klar, darfst Du mich ansprechen, aber bitte nicht blöd!)
    Guy: Oooo, I can’t think of anything. (Oh, da fällt mir nix mehr ein.) ~and disappears~
    Girl: chuckles

    overheard by silke
    Morph Club, Bamberg

  2. confidentialattachees replied:

    LOL! Wonderful – thank you! Pick-up lines make for the greatest blog-fodder, don’t they? 🙂


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