Rumourmongering Royale Deluxe
Woman at dinner party: What I find most interesting about our Prime Minister is the double life he’s leading.
Other guests: What?! What double life? Tell, tell!
Woman: Well, you know he has his wife parked in the northern suburbs and then he has this flat in the city with his boyfriend. He spends most of his time there.
Other guests: No! *laughing*
Guest #1: Must be kind of tough for his wife. I met her last month…maybe I should have asked: Anne Mette…how are you? Is it tough? Can you make ends meet with two households?
Guest #2: But isn’t it just an old tale? Like with the Prince Consort.
Woman: Well, that is a known fact. I wonder whether the Queen is a homosexual too – hmmm there were rumours about this actress…or maybe she just sublimates all that in her ‘artistic’ production.
Guest #3: Oh, but I thought it was their son, prince Joakim who was gay…
Woman: Oh, no… Or well… He’s more into small boys actually.
Other guests: No, no stop!!! Where do you get these stories?!
Dinner Party, Copenhagen